Embracing Your Big Fat Ass
From the authors of the USA TODAY bestseller Breaking the Rules, comes a hilarious new book that will do for weight obsession what I Feel Bad about My Neck by Nora Ephron did for the aging process. Or what Eve Ensler’s Vagina Monologues did for the….well, you know.

Life is short—too short to spend most of it worrying about what you look like from behind.  That fact hasn’t stopped women everywhere from obsessing about their weight, specifically that portion of it resting in their ass.  In this gleefully frank new book, Janette Barber and Laura Banks lampoon society’s obsession with the gluteus maximus, while offering solidarity, support, and inspiring advice to fellow B-FABs (Big Fat Ass Babes).

Dotted with personal stories and confessions from the authors and other B-FABs (including “Secrets of a Fat Ass Date,” “My Life in Diets,” and “Getting Your Ass Frisked at the Airport”) along with real, practical tips on overcoming poor self-image, Embracing Your Big Fat Ass encourages readers to accept and love every bit of themselves—including the lumpier parts. 
These authors say, “Love your butt, it’s the only one you have.”

BUTT SERIOUSLY-New York Post


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Buy this book and start breaking the rules. We'll show you how to:  Be needy, clingy and whiny with Mr. Right Now. Ransom his power tools to get his attention. Repair used blenders for fun and profit. And, there's more. Recommendations include: Move your stuff into his apartment as quickly as possible. Married men take you to nicer restaurants. Carry an answering machine in your purse. If he has a pulse, you have a date. Spill your guts before you spill your wine, and gab until his ears bleed!
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